Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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