R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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