If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
high people should be assigned attendants
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
