get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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