Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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