We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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