Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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