You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
