with your own penis?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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