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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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