Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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