He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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