I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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