I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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