The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
