okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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