I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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