Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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