Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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