you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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