I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I need to sanitize my soul.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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