New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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