i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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