I'm drive I can fine osifer
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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