I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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