his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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