I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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