Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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