I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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