So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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