Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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