Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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