And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
