ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think I won the penis lottery.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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