why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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