Banned from zoo.
Again?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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