i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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