And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I believe in your delicious
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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