Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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