How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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