I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Congratulations! We have a period
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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