and next time when you feel me up, do it right
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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