he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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