Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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