Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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