Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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