the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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