Three words: puerto rican gang bang
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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