There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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