ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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