nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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