Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have demons in me.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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