Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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