He told me they were just razor bumps!
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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