it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
