I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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