Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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